Funny Pick Up Lines

girl_laughing_by_poolThese pick up lines should be only be used if you’re drunk off your ass, want to get a laugh with your buddies or are just bored out of your mind.

DO NOT USE THESE LINES IF YOU ARE SCARED OF REJECTION.

5)  You must be Jamaican because you Jamaican me crazy.

4)  I have big feet.

3)  Excuse me, do you have any raisins?  How about a date.

2)  Great legs, what time do they open?

1)  That shirt’s very becoming on you.  Of course, if I were on you, I’d be coming too.

If you’re very comfortable and funny, these pick up lines might be a good route to take.  As long as you keep up the humor, you will come off as funny.

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  1. avatar How to Flirt on Facebook Says:

    [...] This is a great way to practice and build your confidence if you’re not strong enough to pick up the phone yet. You can test out jokes and pick up lines. [...]

  2. avatar Ace Says:

    These can also work as ice breakers. It helps initiate a conversation and maybe have it develop into something else.

  3. avatar 5 Pick Up Lines You Should Never Use Says:

    [...] There is a list of pick up lines that should NOT to be used. These lines were probably a hit when your father was picking up your mom. They’re outdated if no laughable. [...]

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